You’ve got to be shitting me.

I couldn’t believe my eyes when I watched a Taco Bell commercial recently.  The woman claims that she didn’t want to give up her fast food, so she switched to Taco Bell, and lost weight.  Is the Bell less fattening that Mickey D’s?  Remember, these are the guys that invented the 4th Meal.  When you’re inventing meals, your customers can not possibly lose weight.

Here’s the kicker.  On the commercial she quickly stated at the end, “My results are not typical.”  Excuse me?  How can you publicize the sucess of a dieting program that isn’t typically going to help people. 

I still love “running for the border”, but if you’re a fat ass, I recommend running on a treadmill instead.