Dear Lavender Snipper,

My neighbor generously planned some beautiful lavender in the front of our building and you had the nerve to cut it at the bottom of the stems and bring them to your own home.

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You are a prick and I hope that the lavender died the moment you got home.

Our planter now looks empty and pathetic thanks to you. 

Fondly,

The One Car Family (and the family that lives below us)

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